We Need More Dogs Long-Sleeved


On September 9, 2011, longtime Coastal Carolina football coach David Bennett went into a bizarre rant about a cat in his house that went viral overnight. His deep Southern drawl and hilarious gestures and sounds made this an instant classic, regardless of how much sense the metaphor made. The end of his long story:

"I told our players, I tried to let it out the front door—"MEEEOOOW!"—the cat's still goin' crazy in there. And I told our players: You need to be more like a dog! We don't need a bunch of cats in here—meow!—lookin' in the mirror. 'I look gooood, I got my extra bands on, I got my other shoes.' Be a dog! We don't need no meows, we don't need no cats. We need more dogs."