Kobe Tell Me How My Ass Taste T-Shirt


In June 2008, Shaquille O’Neal grabbed the mic at a New York City nightclub and unleashed a freestyle rap that ripped Kobe Bryant for ruining Shaq’s marriage and failing to win a title without him. A video of the rap was everywhere by morning, highlighted by Shaq’s unforgettable line, one of the best of his many great quotes: “Kobe, tell me how my ass taste.” Shaq quickly had the crowd singing along with him, “Kobe, you can’t do without me, everybody, Kobe, tell me how my ass taste.”

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