Child Please T-Shirt


Somewhere in the mind of Chad Ochocinco, a phrase was created that made its way into the NFL lexicon. Only Ochocinco could explain what the phrase means: “I need to hear the things that they say I can’t do anymore. ‘He’s done, he’s washed up, he’s getting old.’ Child please. ‘Child please’ is a nice way of telling someone, you know, ‘fuck you.’ I really don’t need to explain this to you, but if I say it with some oomph, that’s like, man, ‘fuck you too,’ you feel me? Try it, man, that shit works.”

NOTE: Men's t-shirts can be printed on either Gildan's Ultra Cotton T-Shirt or Anvil's Lightweight Fashion T-Shirt, and Women's t-shirts are printed on LAT's Ladies' Fine Jersey T-Shirt. Some colors may not be available in all t-shirt styles, and that will be reflected in the options in the sizing drop-down menu. For sizing information, click on the name of each shirt style above, or see our FAQs. The silver Off the Chest logo is printed on the top of the back of the shirt.